DO NOT TELL ANYONE
This is a private venue for Staff Only. Do not tell anyone unless you share the same underwear as the man/woman next to you! You are a part of the team now! There is a 5 guest allowance when you come to work.
so make sure they are good apples. If any of your guests want to join the club as well, please ask management for further details.
NO CARD-NO ENTRY
Remember, you will need your card to enter.
Please tap your Membership Card on the Staff Only sign on front door to enter, then clock in at the bar. You may also use your Membership Card as an EasyCard 一卡通 in Taiwan or to rent a Ubike.
Management have the right to refuse entry if you upset the boss.
The door won't open unless you have your card, you can't unlock a Ubike either.
(Enjoy your walk home)
RESPECT THE TEAM
We wish to welcome all members at Staff Only Club but there are no entry guarantees.
Only our members can make reservations, so please book early and wait for your booking confirmation.
If you no-show twice, we will cancel your membership immediately.
However, you can still rent a Ubike, ride home safely and go fuck yourself with a warm beer.
RESPECT OUR NEIGHBOURS
There's residents in this area, be respectful.
Avoid blocking the road and savage behaviour.
No parking here, please do not drive or ride to work, unless you want to sweet talk the police with your whisky breathe.
Taxi only for all departures!!
Only Management Team can arrange your taxi when you leave work.
Be patient and exit quickly; be quiet for our armed neighbours.